Once I met Joe Walker at LeakyCon... and he asked me if he had razor burn.

THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
{ Team StarKid }

 

zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

god bless your soul

echeerie:

echeerie:

So there’s this really pretty painting in the shower at our cabin. Like, wow, how relaxing. imageThen I reach for the faucet and out of the corner of my eye notice this asshole.
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Okay that’s kinda creepy but whatever. So I turn the faucet and do that little twirl under the water that everybody does, I open my eyes and-
imageWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.imageWHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.

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burdenedwithgloriouspurposse:

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

"FUCKING SHIT WORMTAIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE"

burdenedwithgloriouspurposse:

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

"FUCKING SHIT WORMTAIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE"

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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