Once I met Joe Walker at LeakyCon... and he asked me if he had razor burn.

THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
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chebbienicole:

friedloki:

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

I cannot reblog this enough

chebbienicole:

friedloki:

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

I cannot reblog this enough

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

(Source: call-life-arlelt)

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap

20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

uastis:

fuking-homestuck:

j-z-millier:

louxisalhama:

spaceisforlovers:

jethroq:

danadelions:

ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???

you decide

Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next

polish person trying to get themself noticed

portuguese person trying to hush other people

Chinese person trying to do calculations

swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation

Dutch person sarcastically agreeing with you.

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy