Once I met Joe Walker at LeakyCon... and he asked me if he had razor burn.
So there’s this really pretty painting in the shower at our cabin. Like, wow, how relaxing. Then I reach for the faucet and out of the corner of my eye notice this asshole.
Okay that’s kinda creepy but whatever. So I turn the faucet and do that little twirl under the water that everybody does, I open my eyes and-
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement